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Friday, March 31, 2023

Delta Snake Review: April 2023 Issue




A MONTHLY ONLINE PUBLICATION 
EDITOR & PUBLISHER: AL HANDA
Contents Copyright 2023 By Al Handa unless otherwise noted.

APRIL 2023 ISSUE:

The Top Ten Albums That Influenced The Americana Movement: Part 1 - John Fahey

Classic Album Review: Laura Nyro - New York Tendaberry (1969)

Gear Review: Depinto Galaxie 4 Electric Guitar

Quick Takes: Will AI create another Victorian Age or just more Big Brother?
                        How long will the film market be dominated by special effects films

Classic Review Shorts: NEW FEATURE! Instant 10 second takes on Classic and Current Music, Film & the Arts that will be updated every week throughout April. Check back every so often. 



The Top Ten Albums That Influenced The Americana Movement: Part 1 - John Fahey

Americana, or Roots Music, covers a lot of genres and influences. It's expansive enough that my list of the most influential albums might not apply to some of the Americana on Spotify and other streaming services.

At my age, these albums weren't just influences. I saw many of these artists who recorded those live and owned many or all of their albums. All were direct inspirations.

I'll define Americana for this list. It's American Primitive or music that has distinct cultural ties to this country. An artist who emulates Mozart or medieval music isn't an Americana artist (at least in my eyes). One whose inspiration is Muddy Waters, John Fahey, or Cajun, is.

So, here's a list of albums that were influential to the Americana movement. We're really talking about the artist, but listing the albums gives you something specific to listen to if you are interested.

So, in no particular order, here are the albums:



1. John Fahey: Blind Joe Death (Takoma)

The first time I saw John Fahey was in the early 70s at the Paul Masson winery in California, which had begun to stage concerts. The interesting thing was that Fahey didn't do a formal set. He just started playing and only occasionally stopped to introduce a number. Other than that, it was entirely improvised. 

I was familiar with country blues and folk as an avid record collector but had never heard someone blend all those genres into a single instrumental form. The music had clear influences, but even then, I couldn't imagine how anyone could copy it without sounding like him.

I'd heard a lot of inspiring music before that concert, but Fahey was the one who inspired me to go out and buy a guitar immediately.

...the seminal one...

I have all of his music, but the first album, Blind Joe Death, is seminal. It originally came out as a self-released record in 1959 as a limited pressing of 100 discs.

Fahey reissued the album in 1964 (which I owned at one time), with some of the cuts re-recorded, and again in 1967, this time was completely redone. The earlier version is rawer and had powerful energy, but the last version is what most people heard. The later reissues in 1996 on Fantasy/Takoma contain both the early and late 60s versions.


The 1967 release has one of his most well-known cuts, a cover of an old hymn, "In Christ There Is No East Or West," which was later covered by Leo Kottke on his "Greenhouse" album. One interesting thing about Fahey is that he covered a lot of old Hymns but wasn't personally religious (at least in the conventional sense). The other thing was his versions were always impressive, like with "Uncloudy Day," so he did draw some inner calm or inspiration from those hymns.

Other well-known cuts include his versions of "Poor Boy" and "John Henry' which had an expansive and mysterious mood, as opposed to being spacy. There was always a deep folk-blues feel to his music.

Numbers like "The Transcendental Water Fall" and "Sligo River Blues" were takes on numbers that were always improvisational in concert. I saw him play twice, in the early 70s and the 90s, and heard parts of these numbers in his improvisations. Obviously, those were themes that he loved and continued to explore over time.


...more details...

I once conducted a one-hour interview in the 80s with one of his friends, Bill Barth, and learned more about Fahey's 60s work as a musician and musicologist and realized that only a book would do him justice. Unfortunately, the tape was lost before it could be transcribed, but the stories Barth told me are cherished memories.

One of my most prized possessions isn't a guitar or object. He once sent me an email explaining what guitar tuning he used on his "Fare Forward Voyagers" album, which is my favorite, and I've always ensured it's kept safely archived.

...coining a phrase...

John Fahey was the one who coined the "American Primitive Guitar" phrase, discovered Leo Kottke, Robbie Basho, Peter Lang, and George Winston for his Takoma Label, and was the original template for the American solo acoustic guitar player; from a man who never recorded a gold or platinum album, and who could have cared less.

On a personal level, he's the one who turned me into a guitar player. In my case, that's a Guitar God if there ever was one.

Coming in Part 2: Leo Kottke and more.



Classic Album Review: Laura Nyro - New York Tendaberry (1969)

Laura Nyro was elected to the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame in 2012, and I saw the same wide range of opinions about her as in 1967, from an acknowledgment of her genius to puzzlement by obviously younger writers who had to look her up on Wikipedia.

Nyro has a solid legacy now, particularly with female artists who saw that she was a true rock pioneer and a woman artist during a time when even the hipper 60s audience tended to marginalize them.

“history” can be problematic because it quickly becomes accounts written by people who weren’t at an event or knew the person being written about. History quickly becomes a compilation or editing of available written sources. That’s why the reputation of a King or whatever can change over time if new sources are uncovered.

For example, many medieval accounts of Kings and events like battles are inaccurate because the writer was, more often than not, what we’d now call a publicist. Historians will sift through the data and amend things like unrealistic feats and numbers, which improve accuracy but introduce bias or agendas.

There’s plenty of criticism about the Internet and the amount of false information and propaganda, but historians will welcome the vast body of documentation. People in past eras had the same mind-numbing mass of opinions, half facts, lies, attacks, Mansplaining, and serious and trivial concerns that the Internet has made immortal but rarely documented.

So historians might say this or that King was loved by his subjects, which most of us know is a load of bull (find a U.S. President that was loved by 100% of the people), and that judgment will be based on what are available written accounts.

If The Internet existed in Medieval times, it’d look remarkably similar to how it looks now.

…the common line…

In regards to Laura Nyro, the most common line in the 60s was that she was a gifted singer and songwriter whose songs were performed by major artists such as Barbara Streisand, Fifth Dimension, Blood, Sweat & Tears,  and Three Dog Night, but whose rising star was dimmed by a disastrous live performance at the 1967 Monterey Pop Festival where she was allegedly booed off the stage. 

It was said that she never quite recovered from that, and her career settled into cult status after recording an album called New York Tenderberry, which was seen as obscure, intensely personal, and appeared to accentuate what critics felt was her biggest weakness, a tendency to over emote (due to her very wide technical range).

Another factor was that her songs became Top 40 Hits and considered unhip or whatever they called a pop hit back then. The irony of that alleged debacle at Monterrey was that were groups there who were more commercial or “pop.” However, dressing like Hippies and Flower Children helped audiences relate to such far-out sounds.

Laura Nyro’s so-called disaster at Monterrey Pop remained a mystery and took on the shroud of myth. However, over the years, details did come out. The full-length documentary of the concert, which showed her performing, made it clear that it might have been a traumatic experience for a young woman who had written and recorded so many hits by the age of 19 and was more familiar with the New York City music scene.

If one views the documentary, it’s evident that her act was a Cabaret-style musical show that wouldn’t have been out of place in New York or any major city, and she was hardly booed off the stage. One of her deep songs, “Poverty Train,” was lyrically just as hard-hitting as Janis Joplin’s blues rock, but given her early pop success, she was probably already in a bad contract with out-of-touch management who were tone deaf to the changes in the 60s music scene.

…Monterey…

Her act at Monterrey wouldn’t have raised an eyebrow in the 70s or to an open-minded audience. Plus, when it comes to America, it doesn’t take much for an audience to start acting like 18th Century Beaver Trappers at a saloon show, even ones where many are wearing love beads and getting together and loving one another.

The Album, New York Tenderberry, is seen as one of her most significant works and a milestone in Women’s music. The lyrics were highly personal, though most women who heard the Album probably saw it as a work that expressed themes understood as feelings that women had and rarely expressed that way in popular music.

In other words, it could be called a milestone in feminist music (though not the political kind) and in a direct line from the classic 20s blues of Bessie Smith or another’s whose feminism and Lesbian attitudes were muted by the Industry but were quite openly expressed at the time. Listen to full collections of the old blues by women singers, and it’s out there, plain as day.

…a single…

The Album did have a single on it, “Time And Love,” which was a hit for Barbara Streisand, and it might have been a concession to the label as it sounds like a cut that would have fit into the earlier “Eli And The Thirteenth Confession” Album.

Before this Album, her forte was incredibly catchy soul-pop, with a few extraordinarily dark and tough songs added to each Album, like “Buy And Sell,” depicting a stark look at street life. In hindsight, such early songs telegraphed that an entire album of such music was coming as soon as she had any control over her career.

…the title cut…

I’ll discuss some songs and focus on the sonic change in her style. For me, the masterpiece is the title cut, which is lyrically introspective and musically adventurous. It floats along, right on the edge of having no conventional structure, and like a late 60 Miles Davis jazz piece, is keyed to the melody line, which the band follows. It was a pretty advanced arrangement for the time, certainly above the level of most 60s rock. That’s not just fan talk; try to duplicate it on a guitar or piano, and it’d be easy to flounder or lose momentum.

The meaning of the lyrics is cryptic, the imagery is highly personal, and the line “And the past is a blue note inside me So I ran away in the morning” is flat-out poetry, haiku-like, and lends itself to different interpretations in the mood and intent. 

The song opens with a languid piano, almost pure sound, note by note (technically, one would probably say that it was a modal structure like a late 60s Miles Davis record). Her voice is low, and very rich, and the tone is introspective, not full of pain. It builds to an emotional middle section, then floats back to the original mood. The voice and imagery are such that people would probably see it differently depending on their own experience. In my case, I saw it as a woman singing to herself, if that makes sense, and the images a stream of consciousness where the theme is escaping.

It’s a type of song that John Lennon or Dylan could have done and garnered a lot of praise for, but in 1969, even Joni Mitchell, who was also a lyrical genius, could only gain cult status for that kind of work.

…Miles…

My reference to Miles Davis isn’t a random observation. I’ve read here and there that he was at the sessions, and the title cut does have a feel that suggests that room was left for him to overdub some trumpet. However, after hearing the cut, he said that her vocal said all that needed to be said, which is true. If you follow the song, any extra instrumentation would have sounded intrusive. Miles was a genius who always had good instincts, and knowing when not to play was a hallmark of his style.

Also, in the late 60s, Miles moved into ethereal, modal-style music with “In A Silent Way,” which featured long improvisational jams that, on the surface, sounded “spacy” and otherworldly. It was one of many times he changed the face of jazz. That Album was listened to by quite a few rock artists and certainly Nyro. I’m not assuming she was directly influenced by Miles’ late 60s sound, but New York Tenderberry certainly had parts with the same feel (and she was technically proficient enough to comprehend jazz).

…you don’t love me…

The opening cut, “You Don’t Love Me When I Cry was the kind of song that wouldn’t have been out of place in the 90s with the rise of young female singers and composers, but as simple as the title sounds now, it wasn’t something that was commonly heard in late 60s rock. Back then, it was still love songs and women crying about losing men who had to go ramble and be free as the birds. That was very deep for rock in 1969, and the fact that it’s a common notion now makes the lyric prescient.

The Album signaled a change in her artistic direction. The sensibility of New York Tenderberry was jazz, which influenced her later albums. By the time she passed away, her most recent albums were either solo performances in the vein of Tenderberry or jazz-influence pop and rock that would have sounded just fine on a Michael McDonald or Diana Krall album. Her “Live At The Bottom Line” is as good as jazz-rock gets.

If you delve further into her legacy, it’s apparent that she’s one of those artists whose reputation and assessment of her work seem to keep improving. Her persona and music were multi-layered, and time has been very kind to Laura Nyro.

When one goes down the list of NYC artists who forged legendary reputations as musical street poets, such as Lou Reed, Patti Smith, Jim Carroll, and others, any such collection would be incomplete without the woman who combined romantic street verse with one of the best voices of her generation—a singer who had the chops to match her ambition and vision. 

Laura Nyro not only belongs on any such list but should be placed among the first to successfully put the tough but romantic side of 60s New York City life to music.




Gear Review: Depinto Galaxie 4 Electric Guitar

I've always thought that the oddest observation that electric guitar players make is that this or that model is weird or radically different. The reason is that all electric guitars are strange looking with various shapes and colors.

For example, the Fender Stratocaster is considered one of the "traditional" designs. Still, for most people who aren't guitar players, it's a radical design that looks like it's from outer space. I know that the shape, particularly the front "horns" or whatever are there for balance, but it still looks odd.

Gibson created two shapes to compete with Fender, which were commercial failures but ended up being "classic" designs. The Flying V and the Explorer were even more modern arty'ish and are looked at as being more radical looking than the Strat.

However, if you go to a guitar store and look at the racks, and forget that the start is a "standard" shape, all of the guitars would look pretty wild.

That weird or radical label was applied to the DePinto Galaxie 4, which came out around 2014, but in terms of style, it was actually a retro design that fits the image of the most well-known band that endorsed it, Los Straitjackets.

…fits the mold…

The DiPinto Galaxie 4 surf guitar is in the mold of modern or retro surf, as exemplified by the much-missed Japanese band the Surf Coasters or the trashier tones of Link Wray.

The classic tone of traditional surf is the sound of Fenders like the Jaguar or Jazzmasters (or strats, of course) or Mosrites and, in general, the heavily reverbed "clean" tones (though not in the sense you would think in jazz or country).

Sometime around the 80s, a sub-genre of surf developed. Groups like Agent Orange and a host of young bands took traditional surf and added a punk sensibility, even if their sound was more retro than thr hard-core bands.

This subgenre didn't come out of anywhere. You can trace it back to the Ramones, who rocked out a lot of surf songs.

Add to that the early 80s cult legends, the Barracudas (ironically an English band), and surf music became harder, louder, and faster.

There still is a surf music scene. It was there before the Beach Boys made it into a pop form, and there still is one now, as exemplified by bands like the Mermen.

…Los Straitjackets…

The current surf scene is too detailed to discuss here, but one of the emerging bands is Los Straightjackets.

Los Straitjackets are a band whose lineage probably comes from the Ramones and Barracudas side of things, and they not only have a distinctive sound but sport one of the coolest looks on the planet.

A surf band that wears Mexican wrestler masks plays a lot of loud, trashy surf but with enough authentic tone and technique to make it clear that this is an excellent surf band.

The DiPinto Galaxie 4 is a distinctive retro-style guitar they've endorsed. It's a very cool cross between the old cheap Japanese guitars of the 60s with their multitude of pickups and buttons and the classic body lines of the traditional fenders.

Think of a Fender Strat or Jaguar, but with sharper pointed horns and four single coil style pickups, each with an on-off switch in the old 60s Japanese style, but with standard knobs and Fender style five-way switch.

That's twice as many pickups as a Jaguar or Jazzmaster and one more than a Strat. It's stylistically closer to a 60s Japanese Teisco-Kawai.

Although the DePinto's are generally listed in the 650.00 category on the Internet, this guitar is relatively easy to find, priced as low as 500.00 on the street, if you can find one.

Once again, you can get the detailed specs on the Internet, it's not hard to find, but the heart of the guitar is the mahogany body with four single coil square pickups (instead of Fender alder wood), maple neck that has an angled headstock (so you don't have to use the fender style string tree) for better string tension at the nut, a Fender Jaguar style tremolo bar, and bright cool colors with sparkles.

One of its primary selling points, besides its sound (which I'll discuss soon), is that it's at a price point well below what Fender charges for the top-of-the-line versions of the guitars mentioned above and only a fraction of the price of the vintage models.

…modern Fenders…

Fender does make Jazzmasters and Jaguar versions in the same price range as the DiPinto, but they are generally modernized and geared toward the rock and alternative market. Indeed good enough for surf, but that makes it harder to get those classic surf tones, particularly in the case of the Jaguars, which often have humbuckers instead of the traditional single coils(which is a nod to the Grunge genre).

The best Fenders with vintage style hardware are more expensive, and the best value in terms of an authentic recreation is the lower line Squire vintage modified series Jaguar at around 300.00 (note: that price has changed in 2023).

The Galaxie 4 isn't a guitar for the person who wants to play traditional surf like the old Ventures, etc., but perhaps closer to the more modern sound of the Mermen (who use strats) or Dick Dale (as he plays surf now).

The real purpose of this guitar is to play surf the Los Straitjackets way, a combination of the traditional sound but a beefier, flat-out trash guitar tone with a punk edge.

So, on the one hand, I say it's related to the Fenders, but the intent's a little different. If you buy a DePinto, you probably love surf, but you probably want to play it louder and harder. The Galaxie is a nice guitar to hold and play. It's a bit lighter than the Fenders, and the pickups are hotter and more versatile than the ones on the old 60s Japanese guitars.

I think most guitars have a particular sound that defines them. In the case of the Galaxie, it's the far-back pickup. It has a sharp, full tone that's clear, rounded, and unlike any I've heard. When you turn up the gain and volume, it has the trebly attack of an old single coil Gibson SG, but sharper, with a little bit of that excellent cheap pickup sound.

Playing around with the four switches is fun; turning the various ones on and off produce a wide range of tones useful for surf, surf punk, and trash rock. Crank it up even louder, and it'll do fine as an alternative music guitar.

Combine that with retro styling, and you've got one of the best mid-range price and style alternatives to Fender on the market.

…look around…

That said, like all guitars, you should try it alongside other brands and types in the same price range. If you want to play hard rock, it's not entirely suitable for a sound that might need some metal. If you play a similarly priced Gibson SG Junior alongside it, for example, I will tend to take the P90 Gibson sound over the Dipinto, but that might show my age more than anything else.

If you want to play a hard-core Surf sound, it's worth trying out the vintage modified Squires. Those are excellent values for the money also, with the Duncan-designed pickups doing a more than adequate job of reproducing that vintage tone, and cheap enough that you can add stock Fender pickups (and still be in the mid-price zone).

What DePinto did right was not trying to reproduce any of the above sounds slavishly. Its stylistic sensibility does stem from the 60s, but they went for a sound that's identifiably surf but with a juiced-up sound where even the clean tones have a nice punch (and doesn't distort into a pure alternative or metal tone).

It's got excellent 60s mojo, distinctive style, a sound of its own that's still surfy (as we know it today), and at an excellent price point. A used copy would be a fantastic bargain for the money.

I wouldn't necessarily recommend it as a first-line surf guitar or the only one you should have. It may not fit the type of surf music you want to do.

But any search for a surf guitar in this price range should include this one as one of the choices. If for no other reason than if you get a Fender or Mosrite repro, you could find yourself sounding like everybody else.

The DePinto Galaxie 4 will make you sound at least a little different. Any true musician would check out a guitar if there were a chance it could do that.

If they had included a Mexican wrestling mask, I would have given it an extra star for a guitar that's already pretty cool.



Will AI create another Victorian Age or just more Big Brother?

The short answer is "No." The Media already enforces language usage standards, and like in the Victorian Age, the spicy stuff was there if you knew where to look. It was a male-dominated era, and men have historically never closed off avenues of illicit sex and other thrills.

The long answer is, "Maybe Sorta Kinda, Yeah." If you have AI search bots policing moral standards, then not only will those algorithms (that's what they are, not a conscious life) police search and answer requests, the person making the query will almost certainly be reported to relevant agencies and law enforcement. Inquiries about terror-related tech or criminal activities won't just be flagged; the AI will immediately send a report. 

Even if official sites guarantee anonymity, there'll be rouge and third-party sites that will. Also, we're only seeing a few official Bots now. You can control those. There's plenty in development that hasn't received funding yet but will hit the market and dark web.

The potential for good is there, but humankind has never just used new technology for good. There are always bad actors; once the technology hits the street level, it'll be used for every imaginable purpose. Even the Bible has been used to justify war, so the tech applications will only be as good as those using it. 

So, I doubt AI'll bring on a Victorian Age-type atmosphere. Big Brother and lawlessness, that's another story.

How long will the film market be dominated by special effects films

These special effects extravaganzas with superheroes will eventually begin to lose money and fade away. If you look at the history of cinema, it's obvious that nothing lasts forever. The genre will keep changing and evolving. These current super films will only survive if the next wave of young moviegoers like them. If not, that superhero genre will get smaller budgets and keep cranking out for that age group as it gets older. 



NOTE: THIS IS A NEW ONGOING FEATURE. I’LL BE ADDING NEW ITEMS EVERY WEEK THROUGHOUT APRIL, SO PLEASE CHECK EVERY SO OFTEN.

Sgt. Pepper Album (Beatles)

The PR for a new reissue of a classic album now follows the Social Media model, and suddenly a multitude of media voices appear online to amplify the message, like how hundreds of Twitter accounts go into Bot mode and pass on the link or age. If an album from a past era is discussed on many sites, I assume a new vinyl box set of practice takes and other scraps that the group didn't feel were worth releasing has come out. It's a landmark album, but I'd recommend Revolver instead. If you're under 30 or thereabouts, just ignore the hype. You're not the target anyway.

I Can Tell (Johnny Kidd And The Pirates)

Kidd's first big hit in the early 60s U.K. Charts was "Shakin' All Over," a song that inspired later groups like The Who. After that, he hired a band with Telecaster guitar master Mick Green and came out with this hard-edge cover of a Bo Diddley song. They say the first Butterfield Blues Band album with Mike Bloomfield was the primer for telecaster players. 

Guitarists like Pete Townshend of The Who used Mick Green's playing as their model. Check this song out on your streaming service or YouTube; you won't be sorry.

All Quiet On The Western Front (2022)

It's not the same film as the two earlier versions, mainly because it doesn't bother to follow the book. It's well made and has good acting, but for this kind of brutal anti-war movie, I'd recommend Samuel Peckinpah's Cross Of Iron instead. The same basic theme but more story. Though I should note some might find some scenes hard to watch.

Traffic Live In Santa Monica

This early 70s concert by Traffic is only available on YouTube. It's similar to the show I saw as a teen at Winterland in SF. Why this hasn't been released is a mystery to me.

 




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Friday, November 11, 2022

On The Road With Al And Ivy: A Literary Homeless Chronicle - Nov. 2022



"Please understand that a Homeric song is sung to the lyre, and therefore intended for entertainment, no more and no less."

- Robert Graves (Homer's Daughter)

Finding good music used to be a simple matter; you liked who or what the media told you to like (and buy). 

The power to make or break an artist or record was jealously guarded by gatekeepers because with payola, the promotion business could be as profitable as a casino.

The internet gave a voice to millions of people whose opinions and tastes had been muted by gateways such as letters to the editor sections or radio request lines (which waited till somebody asked for a number on the playlist.

The social networks (and Google) have created a situation that's turned many media outlets into clickbait farms or Amazon partners working on commission. To be fair, the media still has some power.

These new networks aren't to blame. The labels and movie studios want to reach actual customers, and while getting the occasional wretched ranking on Rotten Tomatoes can be a death sentence, being able to know what millions of people are thinking trumps knowledgeable critics and reviews every time.

Besides, those whose products get panned on social networks still can pay the media to invigorate efforts to sell that flopped. There are still plenty of crumbs that fall off the table to be had.

...indie labels...

One alternative that gave music outsiders a shot was indie labels which the industry always welcomes. It brings in fresh blood, and the newbies take on the expense and hassle of A&R, which allows major labels to poach proven talent and allows uncompromising artists to grow and move on greener pastures, and I mean green.

I should add, as I do in every blog, that many of the points being made are oversimplified for brevity's sake, so the countless number of exceptions are not noted.

...primary task...

The primary goal of a music article or review has never changed; it's to create engagement. If the people don't love what you do, then you settle for hate, as the entire middle ground between the extremes is the Snooze Zone.

"Nice" is for school plays and child dance recitals. The major leaguers are those who inspire worship or drive people to organize book or record burnings (not so easy in the digital media sector, thus the revival of expensive vinyl box sets).

The Critic or reporter who can inspire an audience to love a new artist's work is a rare bird. The rest have to settle for writing quickie hack articles to tap into trending subjects, create clickbait, inspire trolls to flood a site with traffic, and lure readers into pages with pop-up ads and deceptive scroll buttons that effectively utilize the successful principles of fly paper and punji stick pits.

The best way to be mediocre is to write lists of the best or worse. A Top Ten list gives the writer ten chances instead of one to inspire love or hate and hopefully retain the readers' attention for longer than five seconds.

Long articles take time to write and, like a Tik Tok video, are unlikely to be read to the end. That's energy better spent on playing video games or trolling other critics.

Music writers often write historical pieces that use recordings as references or milestones, which can lead to inaccuracies or flat-out wrong observations or conclusions.

...the first...

Thus "the first" this or that is actually "the first recorded," which is a different thing, but the point is to sell records, not memories.

The music industry is, and always has been, a business, and stretching or hiding the truth to sell a record is well within the boundaries of acceptable practice. But, like with politicians, a flashy show of virtue suffices.

Record labels generally sign established live draw artists, which means they are actually late to the party on the latest trends. Again, catching the "latest thing" in its infancy is overrated; the industry wants an audience ready to buy. 

Plus, you can always claim that the product is prescient and revolutionary in press releases. No one will fact-check that sort of claim, even if two hundred artists claim to be the Godfather of Punk.

In the spirit of innovation, here is the Top Ten List Of Musical Firsts!

Note: The items are not in any particular order. These milestones are presented in the order that occurred to me while riffing on the theme.

1. The First Jazz Improvisor

The first was some guy thousands of years ago trying to figure out how to play the melody of a folk tune that the audience requested, which they hummed out of tune to try and give him an idea of what to play.

The first recorded instance was Louis Armstrong playing with The King Oliver Band in the 20s or thereabouts. I'll have to look it up later.

In the interests of being relevant to Baby Boomers, I'll join the huge crowd of internet reviewers who credit the Beatles with the invention of jazz.

2. The Rise Of Albums As The Ultimate Form Of Music Expression.

The album format, or a related group of songs as one work, was actually common in the early classical era. The works of Bach, for example, were sets of music set to the various dances of the time and intended to be guides for musicians to improvise.

The first album in musical history was by Emile Berliner in 1889.

In the interest of being relevant to the Punk Rock demographic to promote my Vella book, The Quitters, I'll concur with the multitude of commentators who cite Ramones' debut disc as the first album in musical history.

3. The First Symphony

Joseph Haydn is the composer most often credited with creating the Symphony form. Unfortunately, the technical explanation involves a lot of arcane languages and musical mansplaining, so we'll skip it.

Britannica.com cites the first recorded symphony as Beethoven's Fifth and Sixth Symphonies in 1913. Unfortunately, there's no mention of cover art.

In the interest of retaining the attention of millennials, I launch my sailboat into the mighty river of consensus that cites Blink-182's first album as the birthplace of the classical symphony form.

4. The First Female Rock Star

Women have always been famous in pop, classical, and other forms. However, the hip-rock crowd has always been resistant to female stars.

The first female rock Star, or as old farts know the term was probably Janis Joplin or Grace Slick.

In the interest of speaking only sooth, no matter the consequences, I stand with Gen-X historians that Pink or Olivia Newton-John was the first. However, in the interests of balance, I note that a vocal segment claims that AC/DC deserves the honor.

5. The First Rock Magazine

The New York Times cited "Crawdaddy" in 1966 as the first, though Billboard was first published in 1894. As the first rockers were African American, the history is probably incomplete.

However, this blogger wishes to give a voice to the neglected males who have become alienated by the confusing diversity of music and will list Playboy Magazine as the first rock publication, with Sports Illustrated as a close second.

6. The First Music Critic 

I refer you to the earlier blog entry that definitively covers the history of critics.

However, to please those who prefer a shorter statement that gets right to the point, this blog cites that the first music critics were the Committee that ran the French Revolution and sent many people to the guillotine. 

Though no specific names come up, one has to suppose that there must have been a few musical artists among the unfortunate beheaded that, like today, deserved the ultimate punishment for making disco or banjo music.

7. First Rock Opera

The idea of combining rock and opera is an old concept. One could cite Beethoven's Ninth or Wagner's operas as the first fusions of rock-level volume and power combined with really high-pitched singing.

The first rock Opera was "S.F. Sorrow" by the English rock group Pretty Things, and later on, the Who's Tommy, whose composer was good buddies with the rock press and thus was credited as the first.

Since opera is old people's music, it's fitting to once again credit the Beatles with creating the Rock Opera that made the most money.

Honorable mention is Richard Harris' 60s hit, "MacArthur Park," though its authenticity as a rock Opera needs to be confirmed by someone who's been able to listen to the song all the way to the end.

8. The First Lame Song

No one needs to be given examples. Everyone knows of one.

I do not shrink from the difficult questions of our troubled times and amplify the growing voices that shout from the rooftops that since the Beatles were the first at everything, they created the first lame song. "When I'm Sixty-Four" comes to mind as a good example.

9. The First Heavy Metal Artist

The Godfather of Metal was probably born in medieval times and, like today's leather and spandex crowd, didn't live long after singing about Satan in front of shocked crowds and members of the Inquisition.

The first recorded metal song is thought to be Link Wray's "Rumble," though others cite Steppenwolf's "Born To Be Wild," which sang of 'Heavy Metal Thunder."

The term has become meaningless as with other such words like "legendary" and "Godfather Of Punk" due to overuse, so it's time to invigorate the debate by stating that Taylor Swift is the singer who recorded the first metal song with her headbanging boogie, "Style."

10. The First Punk Song

Wearing torn clothes, bad hair, and chains probably go back to ancient Rome, as the description fits those who fed to the King of Beasts in the Colosseum.

In terms of recordings, the first Punk Song is said to be "Blitzkrieg Bop" by the Ramones if you live in NYC; otherwise, everybody's got an opinion.

However, Lester Bangs,  the legendary rock critic, once said that a real punk song has to be offensive to even the hip, so he cited the music of the Carpenters as the ultimate Punk.

Though such pop music would certainly incite people to anarchy and violence, the obvious choices for the first Punk song are Jethro Tull's 'Aqualung," Elvis' "Love Me Tender," or Tammy Wynette's "Stand By Your Man," all of which have been documented as tunes that glorified violent tendencies, immoral behavior, and in the case of the last song, induced frigidity in women born after 1980.

Afterword: This blogger acknowledges that this top ten list won't be considered definitive but is pleased that this format only requires minimal creativity and effort. 

He eagerly looks forward to enlightening readers and beefing up the word count in future blog entries with more top-ten lists.




"When I first tried to write, I had nothing to write about except a few paltry experiences which I neither understood nor appreciated. But I had no thoughts. I really didn't. I didn't even have the words with which to think. My experiences were so many meaningless pictures. But as I began to add to my knowledge and to my vocabulary, I saw something more in my experiences than mere pictures. I retained the pictures, and I found their interpretation. That was when I began to do good work..."

- Jack London (Martin Eden)

The 1942 biopic "Jack London" was a low-budget film that depicted important events in the life of one of the most popular and financially successful writers of his time.

The first hour of this 90-minute picture covers his early days as an Oyster Pirate, seaman, and gold prospector in the Yukon Gold Rush in a series of short vignettes.

One of his most exciting periods, his Yukon days, gets short shrift with a couple of short vignettes; the usual rowdy saloon scene and one where he talks to a dog about writing Call Of The Wild in a snowed-in cabin. 

Yes, we all talk to dogs, but I was expecting something a little grander.

The last half hour is the most extended segment, which documents his days as a war correspondent covering the Russo-Japanese War in 1904, where London uncovers and exposes the "Yellow Peril" and Japan's ambition to conquer the White Race.

Though later reviewers (not all, but most) have labeled it as racist and wartime propaganda, the truth is that part of the film is probably a fairly accurate portrait of the famous author who was openly racist and anti-Asian (though he did express some regret about that aspect later in life). The film wasn't seen that way in 1942 but was part of a patriotic rallying around the flag in the early days of World War 2.

What's interesting is what Hollywood didn't show, which was that London was a Socialist. But, of course, in terms of wartime propaganda, there was no reason to leave that out, as Russia was technically an ally in W.W. 2.

It's not a surprise. Hollywood films about Socialists are rare, mainly because the industry is as committed to capitalism as the 18th Century Buccaneers sailing the Spanish Main. So London's idealism is dressed up as good old American populism.

There's no point in treating the movie as an outlier or a precautionary fable about racism or injustice. There were plenty of films from the era with the same variety of negative stereotypes, and many of today's movies will probably be judged similarly fifty or a hundred years from now. 

The London film was seen at the time as a patriotic work, with the characters representing average Americans. Now it's a gallery of stereotypes and superior white males. 

Times change, and so do attitudes, sort of. Many of the groundbreaking films of the 60s, for example, have undergone reevaluation by later generations and are seen as the same old themes dressed up in relevance or whatever would inspire an audience will buy a ticket.

The idea that movies have evolved and express more enlightened attitudes is sorta maybe kinda true, though the basic archetypes haven't changed much.

I won't go into all the details about the cast or film trivia because the movie wasn't that good and only recommended if you're studying sociological attitudes in Hollywood film history or are a Jack London completist. However, it's free on some movie sites if you're interested.

There were two things about the movie that did strike me as remarkable.

One that a writer was the hero. That's pretty rare.

Secondly, the film was set in an era when aspiring to be a writer had a mystique, that many of the rough and tumble anti-intellectual tough guys in the film saw it as a higher aim.

That aura isn't as strong now, like when you read the occasional snarky remarks about indie writers in the media, which is understandable. The press used to have the power to make or break stars, and thanks to social media, many news sites have been reduced to being amplifiers and Amazon Partners trying to get people to click on ads for a small commission.

Jack London was a man of action-type stud who, both in the movie and in real life, saw writing as a way to escape the limited options that an uneducated man had and the key to the kind of life he dreamed of having. Of course, his outlook was more complicated than that; of course, everyone's is, but that's a good way to describe it.

That's why London's works were in my reading rotation out there in the car in 2016. It wasn't that his tales of survival held the key to changing my situation; it was the idea that the intellect, in his case, developed through writing, was a path to a better place or position.

His rough-and-tumble adventure stories expressed a conviction that the primary life force was atavistic and that even the strongest end up giving way to some more potent force. 

In other words, he believed that while life is a repeating cycle of birth, growth, decay, then death, being a writer gave him a way to rise above that or at least gain a little more control over destiny.

...tell it like it is...

I entered the homeless life as a former CAD Designer who believed in the Silicon Valley mythos and the power of music but exited as a committed writer.

The reason is that in terms of saving my sanity and self-esteem, writing wasn't just an identity. It's one of the few professions where a person can train themselves without having to go to school to be certified—very few literary legends I admire finished college.

Even the poorest person can write; thanks to the internet, there are no gatekeepers. So you can try and fail, get up and keep going and try to get better.

There are some early scenes in the movie where London is sitting in a bar full of rowdies, just writing away and observing all that's happening around him. 

That's not some theatrical device like in a musical where the musician composes a hit song in one try. The sight of people observing, learning, and writing is common in coffee houses and libraries. It's a reality, a real thing, a part of the process.



...on the road...

One of the things you'll see when reading "On The Road With Al & Ivy: Volume One Anthology" is that many of the entries are about external things and events, not just my feelings and emotions. It wasn't a case of trying to ignore or distance myself from the often dire situations I found myself in.

It was about developing the power of observation, to see what was in front of me as opposed to always relating everything to how I was feeling. That balance (or juggling act) will differ for each person and can even shift according to the situation. I can't tell you how to see things and write about them. That's up to you.

A good example in the book in January is in the early chapters. I suddenly found myself in the middle of a chaotic police dragnet. My reaction was due to a combination of experience, fighting off panic, observing what was happening, and acting accordingly. It's not a stretch to say that good writing habits of observation and perception helped.

...the true situation...

By the time the blog became about my true situation (after a period of denial where I had pretended it was an adventure), I had looked over my options, and while continuing due diligence on job finding, etc., decided that while writing probably wouldn't lead to economic salvation, it certainly held the key to surviving the homeless life with my sanity and self-esteem intact. 

I don't pretend in the novel that writing was a golden ticket out or that it produced a miracle in the classic sense of the word. It did save my life, self-esteem, and sanity.

When I wrote about my real life, the blog readership increased dramatically. I was used to having a total yearly audience of around 170,000 for my earlier ePinion.com instrument reviews. The blog hit that number in just a few months.

Moreover, the blog readers gave me enough donations to keep my car running, eat decent food and cover some critical bills. That was an indirect result of choosing the writer's path but as cherished and valued as any payment from a publisher.

...the path...

Choosing a writing path is also a discipline. Staying an observer kept my attention on the world around me. It became apparent that some of the romantic or mythical ways of surviving on the streets, like becoming a criminal or drug user, would complete the destruction of my life, just as Jack London decided as a young man not to continue being an Oyster Pirate.

For example, adhering to a discipline meant never trying meth, drinking booze, or accepting even a single toke from a joint offered by fellow homeless. There were times I was tempted, of course, but I saw to know where it'd get you.

That's not a moral statement. I understood the appeal of crime or drug use out there and rarely judged it (except for trafficking).

It was a realistic view; if you observed the surroundings, it was obvious that we were under constant scrutiny. Those guys offering me a hit of a joint were under parking lot cameras, and more than a few passersby would call the cops on any visible drug use by the homeless. 

There was also visible and undercover surveillance from cops and citizen vigilantes.

... decisions...

I had to decide what to write about based on the situation at the time. Citizen crusaders called the cops on me a couple of times in one city. An arrest would have seriously hindered my goal of "getting out," but luckily, both times, the police took the trouble to question me and determined that the accusations were false. 

I decided not to document those incidents out of respect for the police there, as they had a reputation as a reasonable and fair force with the homeless. They couldn't ignore a complaint.

Plus, it was a good idea to avoid confrontation with the "respectable" vigilantes, one of whom was obviously mentally ill and willing to engage in physical harassment.

The battles remained part of a private war that didn't make the papers or the blog but will be in my novel (as it's a work of fiction, and I can change the identity of the parties involved).

Who this or that person is or was isn't essential; deeper truths about behavior and society are best addressed in a novel (things that can't be literally described in a nonfiction book for legal reasons).

...bigger issues...

Being a writer helps you understand the bigger issues. For example, I could see that a rough and tumble life without a higher goal led nowhere. There's an old saying that nature punishes stupidity, and it's true. Acting impulsively or without thinking almost always leads to some problems or trouble.

Seeing how street toughs often reacted to being homeless was sad and instructive. They were among the quickest to strike out, become predatory, inflict shame on themselves, or if with a female, become parasitic or abusive.

That is unless that energy and strength were guided by intelligence. Hollywood movies are full of street toughs who become slick predators to survive. In real life, those guys are hounded by the police, spend a lot of time in jail, and are doomed to be street lifers.

There'll be both intelligent and dumb types in the novel. There's one who led a low-level crew that trafficked everything from drugs to EBT cards and another who started off trying to be a slick con artist but was able to reverse course and choose the smart way out. 

...back to London...

I'm sure London saw the same things; Strong brawlers, adventurers, winners, and losers. But, after living with them (and admiring them), he also noticed that they were stuck in a cycle that could only spiral downwards. 

I was homeless for 13 months, long enough to see some strong people devolve into addicts and petty criminals because they couldn't see past a life that only seemed manageable with drugs or predatory behavior.

The creation and writing process might not immediately lead to success, but most of us will be helped or run across an opportunity. The state you're in when that happens is essential. You have a good chance of missing the opening life offers if stoned off your ass or in jail.

I wrote about my life as best I could and am still learning how. However, writing did the same thing for me as Jack London, a choice that led to a better life. 

...help and discipline...

My blog writing was good enough to move people to help, and the discipline kept me in a place so that when the hands reached out, I could see it and take advantage of the generosity and help. In other words, try to stay worthy of help.

I can't say that the Jack London pic was an inspiration or even a good movie, but it did remind me why London was one of the writers I admire; he was living proof that writing can save a life, and after surviving homelessness, I know he was right.



Details on the upcoming Vella version in January and the eBook in Summer 2033.

I'll be releasing a Vella version of "On The Road With Al & Ivy: The Novel" in early January 2023. The working title was "Hiding in Plain Sight," but I'm not sure if it'll be used for the Summer eBook. My reasoning is that I've written under the On The Road With Al & Ivy title for almost seven years now, it has the best name recognition, and the other tag has already been used in several other books and works.

The Vella and Kindle eBook will differ in some respects. The main difference is that the latter will be illustrated. Each chapter will begin with a photo, collage, or drawing, a prelude of prose or poetry, and the first paragraph.

The main reason is that the Vella environment doesn't handle graphic illustrations. Therefore, the openings will appear as highlighted text.

Those preludes serve an essential purpose in terms of story flow, which sometimes will be a complex blend of first and third-person narration.

I can't give out too many details; otherwise, it'll create too many spoilers. I have to be careful with the synopsis also for the same reason.

However, in brief, the book opens with the narrator's arrival in the City of Gilroy in the summer of 2016. He's been forced to go there after being driven south by a California highway Patrolman who decided to make him the scapegoat for an incident at a rest stop frequented by car homeless. Flashbacks and backstory vignettes will cover that part of the story.

The main character, who happens to be called Al (and his dog, Ivy), thinks he's now a wily veteran of the streets and has correctly sized up the area. His observations are accurate, and those opening passages serve as exposition to introduce the scene and many of the major characters.

Al doesn't know that he's only a couple of weeks from a string of disastrous events that nearly force him to become a "backpacker," forced to live out in the levee area in a camp.

The first few chapters detail those incidents, providing the reader with a detailed look at the people who lived in that homeless community.

My plan with the Vella version is to load around 8-10 episodes in the first week, followed by more in the second if all goes well. Then, I'll upload the subsequent chapters as each is completed. Many of the chapters can't be split up into the standard serial length of 600-1200 words, as this will be “a book” rather than a a string of episodes. The chapters will run more in the 1700-2500 range.

The December blog entry will have a more detailed "Reader Guide," as I'll have a clearer idea of how the Vella version will be presented. In addition, the serial format allows me to add more material and flesh out the other characters.

Most of the blog entries from 2017 have sections that I intended to serve as a Readers Guide and foreshadow a lot of what the novel will be about. But, of course, that was always part of the planning for the book.

I'll explain more about why I chose 2023 to be the year, but I will say that it's lived inside my head for almost seven years, and it's a relief to move it out.

I recommend reading the Volume One compilation, which is free for Kindle Unlimited readers. I'll run a free promotion in conjunction with the debut. The novel doesn't parallel the blogs, but there are a lot of backstories there that'll make it an even better reading experience.

I should also note that my current Vella books are for fun, both mine and the readers. This novel will be complex, reflect seven years of constant editing and revision, and be nothing like my other books. 

However, my feeling is if you like my blog, you'll enjoy the book.

More details to come in December!

Here's an update on each of my Vella books:




The Quitters


https://www.amazon.com/kindle-vella/story/B09PC3L6PC


It's the first book, and after ten months, it's finally developing an audience, and the stats are trending upward this month. I think it's due to the blog and the new book/music video short format I'm using for its promotion. I’ve moved the plot lines away from potentially over technical descriptions of playing live to more emphasis on the personalities and in particular, the main character Nym. Also, some of the romance elements are now coming into play.


It's at 31 episodes, though as an ebook, we're talking maybe 15 traditional-length chapters. I'm keeping the format episodic and short, kind of like a weekly TV show, which works for Vella but will need to be restructured for the ebook.




I, Ivy


 https://www.amazon.com/kindle-vella/story/B0B3RCBT4D


The story got off to a decent start, but I didn't notice that as it's obvious now that the daily totals on the Vella dashboard can differ or not jibe with the monthly or overall total, which have to be accurate as those numbers determine the royalty and bonus payouts. I'll be paying more attention to this one in November, as it’s being read more than I thought. The latest chapter, Ivy’s view of the efforts by a human to give her a pill should strike a familiar chord.




The Forbidden Lost Gospels Of Murgatroyde


 https://www.amazon.com/kindle-vella/story/B0BJ2TW4P1


This is a new one, though it'll be the most familiar to blog readers. I'll be changing the format of the blog in November, and putting the Lost Gospels here will allow me to fully expand that line of humor and satire in a way that simply being a blog feature doesn't permit.




The Boogie Underground Think Tank: How To Survive The End Of Civilization


 https://www.amazon.com/kindle-vella/story/B0BG6LNXTG


This one is a revival of an old humor column I ran in my old "Delta Snake Blues News" publication in the 90s and 2000s. The slant is about survival in the upcoming hard times, but it really will be topical and cover subjects that are offbeat but relevant. The next one coming in a few days will be "How To Shop For The Perfect Expert," which obviously will be a humorous commentary on the use of experts in general.



The Adventures Of Queen Khleopahtra: Ruler Of Egypt, Time Traveler, and Literary Detective


 https://www.amazon.com/kindle-vella/story/B0BJC122G7


This is another new one and will be a fun fusion of the old "Peabody and Sherman" cartoon, which was about a time-traveling dog and boy, Robert Graves' often satirical take on history, and the old "Fractured Fairy Tales" cartoon that used to be featured on the "Rocky And Bullwinkle Show." 


I chose Khleopahtra as the main character because it will offer the widest range of literary situations to explore, and I happened to have a cool drawing of her and liked the idea of expanding the character. After reading the first episode, you'll agree that the possibilities are endless.


In the latest episodes, we meet Achilles and the poet Homer, who will become recurring characters!



- Al Handa
   October 2022


The ebook “On The Road With Al & Ivy: The Anthology Volume 1 2016-2018 is now on Kindle Unlimited!

I’ll run free promotions later this month, but members can read it for free now.



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